you-re-an-idiot:

Haha

Oh, God. Aren’t gnats supposed to die after a few days? Shouldn’t you be dead by now?

think-like-tink:

Then it’s funny because he thinks he’s a genius but he knows nothing about nothing so if he impresses you imagine the amount of things you don’t know

Just kidding…

I think that was an insult. I’m just not sure whether it was to me or Toby.

think-like-tink:

Unless by Dr. Flawless you mean me and not Toby I will ignore your sarcasm

Dr Flawless would be the Tobster.

think-like-tink:

Wow why didn’t I think of that?!

Maybe because the hammer is with which I fix everything, and Toby doesn’t know a pirate’s toe about hammers

think-like-tink:

The fragile little girl broke my hammer

Aw, I’m sure he didn’t mean to. And you could fix it. You like that kind of stuff. He would have helped you, if you asked.

think-like-tink:

The time I beat up Toby

Toby is like a fragile little girl you can’t just attack someone like that.

walkinmywinterwonderland:

May I ask why?

I like to watch people squirm. Especially people I’m not fond of, like you.

think-like-tink:

The question is will the world be ready for my wrath when that happens?

When am I not?

think-like-tink:

No one has annoyed me that much yet

There’s still time for you to redeem yourself, I guess.